Advice on File

When your arm is tired dipping a chip,
It’s a sign you should take a nap.

If you’re going to take the time to make a cup of coffee,
Take the time to drink it.
Trust me. You need it.

If you want someone to raise their hand,
You should probably tell them first.

If you want to create less waste,
Buy less stuff.

When you spill macaroni on your pants four times,
It’s probably a good idea to invest in a napkin.

If you’re hiding in your car,
Don’t wave at people.

When you want to go to bed early,
Avoid spending an hour writing fifteen lines.

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3 thoughts on “Advice on File

  1. I hope you are far away in dreamland by the time I finish writing this! Take heart! You can make it! Spring break is coming! 🙂

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